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People Have Spotted Something Hilariously NSFW About The Polar Vortex Over The US

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James Felton

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James Felton

Senior Staff Writer

James is a published author with multiple pop-history and science books to his name. He specializes in history, space, strange science, and anything out of the ordinary.

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James is a published author with multiple pop-history and science books to his name. He specializes in history, space, strange science, and anything out of the ordinary.View full profile

James is a published author with multiple pop-history and science books to his name. He specializes in history, space, strange science, and anything out of the ordinary.

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You may have noticed it's cold in the US. How cold? So cold that millions of Americans will see temperatures drop well below freezing while Storm Jayden continues on its path. So cold that Chicago has been declared colder than the Arctic, Antarctica, Yukon, Siberia, Mount Everest, and Mars. Cover up folks, it's looking pretty grim out there.

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Fortunately, the polar vortex hovering over the Midwest did not get the memo, and instead has taken on an amusing shape to keep you entertained as you desperately try to stave off frostbite.

Several people have spotted that a weather report for WLKY shows the vortex in less than ideal winterwear.

Alright, to put it less delicately the weather front desperately needs to put a bra on (and a jumper, frankly).

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First spotted on Reddit, the polar vortex appears to be both a terrible nuisance and some kind of exhibitionist.

"This is proof that the Earth is not flat," one person wrote on Reddit.

"Gonna get a little nippley out there," wrote another.

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It's a very confusing time for Americans, who are apparently both scared of the vortex and aroused. 

"DAAAAMMMN... North Americas looking good," wrote one such weather pervert. "My magnetic pole is shifting."

Needless to say, several other redittors posted the comment "sighs.. unzips".

Please don't, it's time to wrap up warm.


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