As you're horribly reminded each time you walk past your mother’s bookcase, the novel-turned-movie “Fifty Shades Of Grey” is hugely popular. But with great popularity, comes a great amount of parody...
The “50 Nerds of Grey” twitter infuses all the best kinkiness and sexual curiosity of the crazily popular books with the geeky interests of science, computers, maths, and science-fiction. Which, let’s face it, is far sexier than whips and hot wax.
Here are some of our favorites:
He was like a T Rex in bed. Wild, insatiable . . . and completely incapable of undoing her bra with his tiny little arms.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsOfGray) 26 March 2016
He loved his girlfriend. She was like the square root of minus one - mysterious, sought after by millions . . . and imaginary. #Valentines
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsOfGray) 14 February 2016
She squirmed as he leaned over and whispered softly in her ear. 'Asdfg . . . hjkl . . . uiop.' She loved it when he talked qwerty.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsOfGray) 11 March 2016
When he told her he worked in IT support, it really turned her on. Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again. #FridayFeeling
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsOfGray) 4 March 2016
'So,' she sighed, panting heavily, 'Did the earth move for you too?'
'Of course,' he said. 'At 0.2771638 recurring kilometres per second.'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsOfGray) 13 September 2015