White women in your 20s, rejoice! Bill Nye reveals how you can realize your potential using the awe-inspiring powers of the universe in this funny video by Comedy Central below.

Starring Amy Schumer, with a cameo from Broad City’s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer, Nye explains that “sometimes the universe creates a coincidence just so a publicist at Aeropostale will have a realization” before being overwhelmed by the sheer awfulness of it all.