Iranian General Accuses Israel Of Stealing Its Snow And Clouds And We Just Can't Even

Not pictured here, we can see an Israeli special forces member literally grabbing clouds out of the sky. Mauricio Graiki/Shutterstock

Here is a fun fact for you: you cannot steal another country’s clouds or snow. You could steal a tiny bit of their snow if you surreptitiously stuffed it into a cool bag, but you’d probably get stopped at customs. And yet, for some reason – political and regional tensions, we suppose – a military head from Iran has accused Israel of doing just that.

According to several outlets, Iran’s Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, the chief of the country’s civil defense organization, declared quite defiantly at an agricultural conference in Tehran that mischief was afoot on high.

“Joint teams from Israel and one of the neighboring countries make the clouds entering into Iran barren,” he is reported to have said. “Moreover, we are faced with the cases of cloud theft and snow theft.” He apparently pointed to a study that shows all mountains in the region have remained snowcapped as of late, with the notable exception of Iran.


I can’t seem to locate this study, but this cloud and snow burglary certainly sounds like a baseless conspiracy theory to me. Ahad Vazife, the head of Iran’s meteorological service, thankfully said that “it’s not possible for a country to steal snow or clouds.” Vazife also added that the raising of such questions is deterring people from “finding the right solutions”.

Sure, cloud seeding/forming machines exist. China’s currently building hundreds of the things to increase rainfall in its drier parts, although this is the only large-scale project of its kind, and they’ve barely started on it yet. Nothing’s properly operational, and it might not even work.

Regardless, you cannot use this tech to literally steal another nation’s clouds. It’s not magic.

The privately-owned Iranian news outlet, Tasnim News Agency, also notes that the general thinks that climate change is being caused by foreign interference. Weirdly, that's where things get more interesting.

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